December 21st, Two thousand and twelve
The United States decides to bomb itself
Because the metal, the metal was too fucking strong
And the thrash... the thrash was like King fucking Kong
And from beneath the remains they came
Attack of the radioactive posers!
And so the few survivors that remained
Who knew that false metal was too fucking lame
Realized that our only salvation
Was a circle pit of gargantuan proportions
And from beneath the remains they came
Attack of the radioactive posers!
So don't hesitate, spread the true metal sound!
Like Bill Clinton's erect penis, stand tall and proud!